You're the one Jorge Cadete

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Dave Mustaine: “Lars said… ‘If you were on the record you got inducted, if you weren’t on the record, you didn’t’ and would I come along and hang out and watch them get inducted? I was like, ‘Dude, that’s so typical!’ It makes for the same kind of mentality as a guy watching some other guy fuck his girlfriend. I just said, ‘I’m flattered and I’m proud of you guys and I wish you well. I’ll be there if I’m being inducted, but if I’m gonna watch then I’ve got better things to do.’ To say that I’m not on the record, well, I’d say that there are 40 million fans with Megadeth and Metallica records in their collections that would say that Dave is on the Metallica records because my name’s on there, but I guess Lars never really looked past the word ‘Ulrich’. He just stopped there and read it again, over and over and over! Bottom line is, I’m going to get into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame one way or another and he can’t keep me out! When I do, I’m going to ask him to induct us and I’m gonna give eggs to everyone in the front row! Ha ha ha!”

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O Ford Mustang

Deixo aqui umas belas passagens de uma recente entrevista feita ao recentemente eleito "melhor guitarrista de metal", o senhor Mustaine.

"You’ve stated than the new album, Endgame, is the best thing the band has done since Rust In Peace in 1990 – a bold claim given that 1992’s Countdown To Extinction is generally considered Megadeth’s definitive work.
Oh, this is better than Countdown… But that’s just me. You’re the journalist.

[...]


The way I let Jay know [of his sacking] was in a phone call. This is what I said: ‘Hey Jay, this is Dave. Listen, dude, I’ve got some bad news for you. Basically, Jeff’s in and you’re out’.

Ouch.
Yes. Ouch. I was a fucker.

[...]

How did it feel to be No.1 in Joel McIver’s recent book, The 100 Greatest Metal Guitarists?
It was especially sweet when I found out that Joel has written books on Metallica. I looked at my copy of the book – I wasn’t on the cover or the back. I figured I’d be somewhere like No.69. So I thumbed through it; it’s a really comprehensive, good book. I got to No.50 and I thought, ‘Am I in here?’ I’d been told that I was, but not which position. So I got No.16 and I saw Hetfield. I thought, ‘Wow’ because I respect James. I’m a better lead player than he is, but he’s one of the three best rhythm players in the world.

The other two being?
Malcolm Young [of AC/DC] and myself. Malcolm kept it basic but brought a whole new style of rhythm playing to the world. So I got to the Top 10… I still wasn’t in there. Every page I turned, I became more excited. I get to No.5 and it’s Kirk [Hammett], and I thought, ‘Thank you, God’. At that point it didn’t matter [which position I was]. To be better than both of them [Hetfield and Hammett] meant so much – it’s been one of the pet peeves of my career and I’ve never known how to deal with it. I didn’t realise that it has had so much bearing upon my life. Then I got to No.2 and it was John Petrucci [of Dream Theater] and I froze. I was No.1. What made it better still is that the guy wrote: ‘This isn’t about Dave as a person because he’s been a cock’ – [interjects with a bray of laughter] – ‘These four pages are about his guitar playing, which is the best. There are people who are better at one thing that Mustaine does, and others that are better than another, but no-one who’s as good at everything’. All I thought was… I win!"

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Por isto...

e por isto...

Um poeta dos nossos tempos

"Show me your genitals"

"Women are only good for three things: cooking, cleaning and vaginas."

"Everyday normal guy 2"



"Everytime I hear that fuckin' shit a tear comes through me eye. Why the fuck did Leonardo di Caprio have to die?"


"Everyday normal crew"

"I Kill People"



"All people burning, all people burning, put your hands up, all people burning, all people burning, this is kinda messed up."

"My lyrics are like the movie The Shawshank Redemption... they're good"

De nada...

Diz que tem nevado...

Boas entradas (para esse ketchup)

Certa vez ouvi a bela expressão "Na natureza nada se ganha, nada se perde, tudo se reutiliza" ou, como dizem os eruditos "Na Natureza, nada se cria, nada se perde, tudo se transforma". No outro dia dei por mim a pensar nesta expressão e cheguei à bela conclusão que ainda não foi posta em prática, senão vejamos: imaginemos que eu vou ao McDonalds comprar um hambúrguer e o preto pergunta-me: "Deseja Ketchup?" e eu: "Hum... pode ser". Vai o preto e mete-me dois pacotinhos de ketchup no saco ou no tabuleiro e siga. Mas parem um bocado para pensar no caso de eu não utilizar os dois pacotinhos, só usar um. Pois é, dá grande barraca. Mas eu como sou um gajo que pronto, guardo o pacote que sobrou no bolso de trás. Entretanto, apercebo-me que preciso de mandar uma mensagem a alguém a combinar qualquer coisa, mas, além de não ter dinheiro no telemóvel, já passei o prazo de carregamento e não tenho mensagens à borla ou a pessoa não é 91. Simples: dirijo-me a uma cabine telefónica e, apesar de não ter moedas, tenho o pacote de ketchup que o preto me deu, saco-o do bolso, abro com os dentes e espremo o ketchup para dentro da ranhura que diz "Insira aqui o seu ketchup" e ainda tenho um minuto para falar.

Consegui usar as palavras "barraca", "preto", "bolso", "borla", "moedas", "saco-o", "espremo" e "ranhura" num só post. Racista? Um bocadinho. Nada como uma paragem de dois meses para voltar em à carga com a máxima força! Bom 2009!