Showing posts with label Rocalhadas fodidas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rocalhadas fodidas. Show all posts

Saturday, February 06, 2010

Droogies

"I have had a really great week and I wanted to share something with you about a movie that I went to go see called, "Blind Side." I guess this was a true story about Michael Oher of the Baltimore Ravens, and I really, REALLY enjoyed this movie." - Dave Mustaine




Tudo bem Dave, és o maior. E obrigaste-me a ver o Blind Side. Mas sinceramente, há formas mais subtis para tentares a tua sorte com a Sandra Bollocks... Desculpa lá, mas não arranjei nenhuma foto do cabelo oxigenado.

Ah, e agora que já vi o Laranja Mecânica, já sei porque é que tratas os fãs por "droogies". Porra, que é preciso uma imaginação, oh Dave! Já agora, fizeste bem em aprender português, senão para que é que eu estaria a escrever isto?

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Still Alive and Well

Sempre gostei muito de Lynyrd Skynyrd. Para além de terem umas modas muito engraçadas, são uns fascistas do caralho:



"Last night I heard this politician
Talking 'bout his brand new mission
'Liked his plans, but they came undone when he got around with God and guns

I don't know how he grew up
But it sure wasn't down at the hunting club
Cause if it was he'd understand a little bit more about the working man

God and guns
Keep us strong
That's what this country
Was founded on
Well we might aswell give up and run
If we let them take our God and guns"


E mais outra do novo (sempre com o belo do fascismo a bater ferros lá em cima):



"I was standing there in Dallas
Waitin on a plane
I overheard an old man
Tell a young soldier "thanks"
The young soldier hung his head and said "it's hard to believe
You're the only one who took the time to say a word to me"
And the old man said...

That ain't my America
That aint this country's roots
You wanna slam old Uncle Sam
But I ain't letting you
I'm mad as hell and you know I still bleed Red, White, and Blue
That ain't us
That Ain't My America

It's to the women and men who in their hands hold a Bible and a gun
And they ain't afraid of nothing, when when they're holding either one"

Para mais fascismo, for favor, clique aqui. De nada.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Dave Mustaine meets... Stephen King

Mustaine sabe tocar...
Mustaine sabe cantar...
Mustaine sabe tocar ferrinhos...
Mustaine sabe fazer castings!



Thursday, August 27, 2009

Não percam o próximo episódio...


O anão dinamarquês foi a última vitima:

Dave Mustaine: “Lars said… ‘If you were on the record you got inducted, if you weren’t on the record, you didn’t’ and would I come along and hang out and watch them get inducted? I was like, ‘Dude, that’s so typical!’ It makes for the same kind of mentality as a guy watching some other guy fuck his girlfriend. I just said, ‘I’m flattered and I’m proud of you guys and I wish you well. I’ll be there if I’m being inducted, but if I’m gonna watch then I’ve got better things to do.’ To say that I’m not on the record, well, I’d say that there are 40 million fans with Megadeth and Metallica records in their collections that would say that Dave is on the Metallica records because my name’s on there, but I guess Lars never really looked past the word ‘Ulrich’. He just stopped there and read it again, over and over and over! Bottom line is, I’m going to get into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame one way or another and he can’t keep me out! When I do, I’m going to ask him to induct us and I’m gonna give eggs to everyone in the front row! Ha ha ha!”

A conferir aqui

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

O Ford Mustang



Deixo aqui umas belas passagens de uma recente entrevista feita ao recentemente eleito "melhor guitarrista de metal", o senhor Mustaine.

"You’ve stated than the new album, Endgame, is the best thing the band has done since Rust In Peace in 1990 – a bold claim given that 1992’s Countdown To Extinction is generally considered Megadeth’s definitive work.
Oh, this is better than Countdown… But that’s just me. You’re the journalist.

[...]


The way I let Jay know [of his sacking] was in a phone call. This is what I said: ‘Hey Jay, this is Dave. Listen, dude, I’ve got some bad news for you. Basically, Jeff’s in and you’re out’.

Ouch.
Yes. Ouch. I was a fucker.

[...]

How did it feel to be No.1 in Joel McIver’s recent book, The 100 Greatest Metal Guitarists?
It was especially sweet when I found out that Joel has written books on Metallica. I looked at my copy of the book – I wasn’t on the cover or the back. I figured I’d be somewhere like No.69. So I thumbed through it; it’s a really comprehensive, good book. I got to No.50 and I thought, ‘Am I in here?’ I’d been told that I was, but not which position. So I got No.16 and I saw Hetfield. I thought, ‘Wow’ because I respect James. I’m a better lead player than he is, but he’s one of the three best rhythm players in the world.

The other two being?
Malcolm Young [of AC/DC] and myself. Malcolm kept it basic but brought a whole new style of rhythm playing to the world. So I got to the Top 10… I still wasn’t in there. Every page I turned, I became more excited. I get to No.5 and it’s Kirk [Hammett], and I thought, ‘Thank you, God’. At that point it didn’t matter [which position I was]. To be better than both of them [Hetfield and Hammett] meant so much – it’s been one of the pet peeves of my career and I’ve never known how to deal with it. I didn’t realise that it has had so much bearing upon my life. Then I got to No.2 and it was John Petrucci [of Dream Theater] and I froze. I was No.1. What made it better still is that the guy wrote: ‘This isn’t about Dave as a person because he’s been a cock’ – [interjects with a bray of laughter] – ‘These four pages are about his guitar playing, which is the best. There are people who are better at one thing that Mustaine does, and others that are better than another, but no-one who’s as good at everything’. All I thought was… I win!"

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Muito me contas...



Rolling Stone: As far as you know, is it true that on the last Metallica tour Cliff Burton was on before he died, the band was planning on firing Lars Ulrich at the tour's end?

Dave Mustaine: That's what Scott [Ian, Anthrax guitarist] told me. He said that when Metallica got home, that James, Cliff and Kirk were going to fire Lars.

A história podia ter sido escrita de outra maneira: http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/29426165/megadeths_dave_mustaine_talks_new_riffs_old_drama/3

Monday, March 02, 2009

Um dos porquês de Mustaine ser o maior


"Droogies!

"Metallica as you know has been selected to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. So, it is with much respect that I say 'congratulations!'

"I also had the nice surprise of hearing that they called to invite me to the pre-ceremony party the night before, and then to the actual ceremony. Unfortunately as you all know, I will be winding down our European tour with Judas Priest so I will be unable to attend.

"However, I'd like to say to Lars and James, 'I am so very proud of all you have accomplished. I will continue to pray for the very best for you and your families as I always have.'

"Thank you for the invitation and thinking of me.

"Respectfully yours, Dave Mustaine"

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

P'ra abrir lá um buraco


O Padre Judas (Judas Priest) assistiu ao Testamento (Testament) de 1.000.000 de pessoas que morreram (Megadeth). Estupidez de frase... mas, adiante: está adquirida a passagem para a melhor noite de 2009.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Por alturas de espancamentos



Da última vez que comprei a Loud! dei 2.5€, agora já me custou 3€, mas já cá está!