Karl Pilkington - There was a story on the other day, when I was looking for monkey news, about a couple who couldn´t have any kids, right? There was something wrong with them but all they wanted was a kid and they got some dodgy e-mail adress where they could buy a baby online. Right? That was for someone who couldn´t have a kid and could buy it from three grant or something, right? So anyway, they got one, they got pics and that, brilliant. There's the money. They got the baby and everything, they were lovin' it. You know, playin' with him and stuff. As he got older, he got hairier. Turned out they'd been sold a chimp.
Ricky Gervais - You you maniac. You stupid manc twat. Don't talk shit! Don´t talk... ARE YOU.. ARE YOU MENTAL?! You stupid... He got hairier? They born hairy!! THEY DON'T BORN LIKE HUMANS AND DEVELOP HAIR, 'cause they go: 'oh, hold on, we better get the chimp stuff kickin' in now, 'cause we're in the jungle.' Oh, you are just the... the rubbish mad, innit? Mad, innit? Mad, innit?
Ricky Gervais - You you maniac. You stupid manc twat. Don't talk shit! Don´t talk... ARE YOU.. ARE YOU MENTAL?! You stupid... He got hairier? They born hairy!! THEY DON'T BORN LIKE HUMANS AND DEVELOP HAIR, 'cause they go: 'oh, hold on, we better get the chimp stuff kickin' in now, 'cause we're in the jungle.' Oh, you are just the... the rubbish mad, innit? Mad, innit? Mad, innit?
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Está aqui uma chinesa a perguntar por ti. Diz que tu és leng zai 靓仔, queres que eu lhe diga que tu a achas leng lui 靓女?
Se preferires eu digo-lhe diu lei 𨳒...
Auguste Comte
Se ainda fosse uma vietnamita...
Estás tolo moço
Pá vietnamitas e filipinas esquece. O topo da cadeia alimentar são as chinesas, russas, tailandesas e indónesias, por esta ordem.
Pergunta ao jens como são as chinesas, foi a cena que mais me surpreendeu, em Portugal nunca vi destas.
Pá, basicamente, vietnamitas caga. As filipinas têm a sua piada, mas são um kito pro badalhocas
Ah e as Mongolas, também partem muito...
Cambodjanas é assim-assim
Malaias são engraçadas
Comte
Interessante... Manda vir então uma russa, esta, de preferência: http://www.hbo.com/sopranos/img/episode/season02/ep18_irina.jpg
Hum
Essa não sei, mas se quiseres a sexy and fabulous Tatiana, que até já morou em Portugal...
http://uncle.cow.isfuzzywilltravel.com/images/thumb/3/3e/Dancer_happy_to_get_U_and_Marcus_in_Macau_21_June_2008.jpg/180px-Dancer_happy_to_get_U_and_Marcus_in_Macau_21_June_2008.jpg
Tenho comido umas costoletas de cão e garanto-te são uma maravilha!
Comte
Está aí uma boa stripper. Ainda bem que a minha cadela já morreu, senão chegavas aí e ainda a comias...
Botão de Rosa
Bem Bom
Comte
Descobri um novo prazer na vida...
Vai ser difícil é arranjares quem to sacie...
O que não falta por aí são restaurantes e lojas chineses. E garanto-te quem come cão, cobra, ratos e rãs, como tudo o resto...
LOL! Ou lambe...
Ei pa!!!
Olha lá as ordinarices
É preciso tento na língua...
Imagino.. e não deve ser pouco. Ela lá sabe...
Alezz Porto Allez
Allez Porto, o caralho!
sorry only speak english, but i'm trying to find out what date this monkey news aired. anyone who speaks english know?
thanks
Sorry, mate. I really can't remember, but I'll post it here, as soon as I listen to that again.
Cheers.
There ya go, lad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk_HPy0HbdU
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